Mobius Online 2

[Link]

...And so little time. I'm about to start a rant that is about a TON of things. I have dealt with this sooo much. I'll start with the things that are SERIOUSLY bothering me:

HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR ABOUT A WEEK.

Shut up about Micheal Jackson. We all know he's dead. He wasn't as important as Princess Diana. Serouisly. He was good at the beginning, but became a FREAK. He was charged many times with bad things and the Yes-man backed him up. Then he died of a Cardiac Arrest. Ok, so stop with the, " OH HE WAS SO GREAT! HE NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG!"

Anything wrong my ass.

Stop talking like a retard.

I'm talking about the, "I AM TEH ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!!!!111!!!!11111SHIFT!!!!1!!!!SHIFT1!!!!2 U WILL NEVER BEET ME!!!!!!!111!!!SHIFT!!!11!!!!SHIFT1!!!" For one thing, that's Shadow, and I'll be getting to him a little later.

Listen. You are human. You will die. There is no ULTIMATE LIFEFORM... it doesn't exist! And that U... you see it standing there all alone? It needs buddies. Give it a Y and a O before it and you'll realise that you look a lot smarter.

Also, QUIT "SLEEPING ON THE KEYS". That's the "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That is SO annoying! Damn! One or two is okay, but THIRTY!? SERIOUSLY!

Another part. CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME. I use the Caps Lock a lot when ranting, so I don't count. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE I HAVE A BRAIN? WHERE IS THE CAPS LOCK? BE RIGHT BACK, DINNER. HELLO.

Retard.

Find your Caps Lock buttomn and turn it OFF.

Shadow is the most unoriginal character in SA2B.

I don't care what you think. Shadow is almost identical to Super Sonic. Simply turn Super Sonic black, give him red stripes on his spikes, and you got Shadow's head. He only has creative shoes, and that's it.

He's as fast as Sonic,
He's as strong as Sonic,
He's capable of holding a chaos Emerald AT ALL TIMES.
HE LOOKS LIKE SONIC!

HE... IS SONIC!

Damn! How does he have fans?

Link is NOT gay.

No, he's not. You might say, "HE KEEPS HIS HAIR AND FACE CLEAN!"

...

...SO!? HYGIENE, YOU F***ING RETARD! Link is not gay, he is straight, he has no male crushes, he has no intentions of... SOMETHING... He's straight.

He is called "Fairyboy" from Navi. Wasn't his choice.

Besides, give me one male Link WOULD have a crush on. I bet you won't think of anything. Idiot. Gather your facts before inferring, you genius.

Jason should be ranting about the following, not me.

"JASON ABUSES HIS POWER!"

"JASON IS TRYING TO RUIN MO2!!"

Shut. the. hell. up.

Jason is cool and he knows how to use his power very well. It's the n00b on the other end misconstruing him. Sure, I argued with him before, but, that was long ago when I didn't know where my brain went.

I quote Ratchet, but the topic is gone.

Jason is strict and blunt, get over it.

Please. GET OVER IT.

[Inbazuro]

Michael Jackson never did anything wrong.

Shadow's cool.

Link is gay.

I'm always right.

I don't exist.

No one is right.

Case closed.

EDIT:
To expand on your flaws.
Shadow is stronger than sonic. Shadow can flip a bus, I don't believe sonic can do that. Sonic doesn't hold a chaos emerald at all times. Sonic can't conjure up psychic abilities from chaos emeralds as easy as Shadow can. (In SA2B, he had to try to focus to use the chaos emerald to teleport. Shadow seems to do it without thinking.) The fact that shadow was the start for unoriginal character design and seemed to be proposed as "Sonic, now with 25% more angst!" is his major flaw. Not as unoriginal as the Tails Doll, however.

Also, On Michael Jackson, You say "He was good in the beginning." Wouldn't the beginning be his entire musical career? Many talented musicians and producers - along with one my dad knows who some consider is the best of the best even though I can't reveal his name under a nondisclosure clause - say that the album "thriller" was one of the best produced albums in musical history. Michael Jackson was the first black artist to have a video on MTV, the first one to blend pop, black R&B, and rock into one type of music. He was mentally disturbed though, and because he had the money, nobody had the courage to tell him he needed help. That's why he became so "insane" in the public eye, and smeared by the media. But don't call him a freak just because he was mentally repressed. He's very intelligent, but his childhood abuse and his fame just took hold of him. What you just said is basically the equivilent of stealing a lunchtray from a wheelchair-bound kid with polio.

And link is very much a prettyboy, very much a "fairyboy" in pop-culture terms. Just like every other Japan-crated angsty hero type. Cloud, Leon Kennedy, Guntz, etc. All metrosexuals, no matter how much you deny it.

That is all.

[Dark_Neon]

Personally, I agree with him, and I'd also like to throw in my two cents to this...

SPAMMERS. THE SCUM OF THE WEB.

Whenever I see someone I haven't met, I think they might be alright, right? THEN THE S**T COMES OUT. That's right: they're a spammer. I F***ING HATE SPAMMERS. They'll say anything they want to and act like they on the place. If a spammer evern talked trash to me anywhere, I'd go STARK RAVING MAD. This is an example of what I'd say.

"Listen here, dumbf**k, you don't own the place, and neither do I, but THAT doesn't give you the right to talk to me like a damn retard, because that's what you are. And what's up with you anyway? Why did you come here? You knew you were looking for trouble the first f***ing second you showed your stupid face, you bastard. So, I'll tell you this once, you have three choices. 1) Contine acting an ass so that one day I can find you and beat the f***ing crap out of you, 2) get off the computer and get a damn life, or 3) pay attention to the damn rules. S**t, people like you shouldn't even bother coming on to the Internet in the first place, because you guys obviously have no brains. You guys are a living hell for me. I hope that's where you burn one day. And if you think I'm wrong for saying that, THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, BITCH."

Now I know that normally this would be unacceptable, but yeah. They're actually that dumb that I just really get pissed and I can't really control my urge to swear. F***ing spammers. Always acting like a bunch of faggots.

[Darkrai]

Yes I do agree with you all, becuase I,ve had some spammers on BC07 who have been critersizing link's bg, So I banned them all and then link told me that they deiceded to complain on here.

[Dark_Neon]

Yay! New post! And I have something else to talk about.

THE BANHAMMER: The most powerful weapon on the Internet

Now, back then, many people didn't have access to this thing we call "The Banhammer", but soon, as many websites started popping up, people have gained access to this thing by permission of the Head Admin, or by simply making their own website and/or chatbox.

Of course, sometimes the banhammer can possess the mind of a person who believes their duty is simply banning spammers and hackers and cyberers. It is true, because it has happened. So many times. For example: NOVA, THE TRAITOROUS BASTARD.

Now, Rina obviously trusted this guy, but soon, he started abusing his power and becoming a real asshole, leading to the huge argument that happened. Of course, seeing that I was a member at the time and he was an Admin, guess what happened to me?

I GOT BANHAMMER'D!

Then the little s**t got a taste of his own medicine and was banned from BlazeCastle permanently. So the point I'm making is this: if you share the hammer with someone, don't let them overuse it like a jerk.

[Inbazuro]

This topic makes me want to punt babies.

[Dark_Neon]

And here goes the punt... Caught by #23, he runs, tackled! Safety!
(+2 points to Jason)