Mobius Online 2

[Inbazuro]

Granted, but half the featured don't work.

I wish I had indestructible drumsticks to play Guitar Hero: Metallica with.

[Link]

Granted, but now you owe Walmart a ton of money because they are very expensive.

I wish I could raise 100 dollars within 6 months like how I'm planning to do.

[Inbazuro]

Granted, but now you owe Walmart a ton of money because they are very expensive.

I've NEVER, EVER bought something from Walmart. Me and the rest of my family refuses to support their unfair and unethical business handling, as well as their constant funds for conservative administrations. You've just insulted everyone in my family.

Plus, what the hell makes you think they'd have anything that's not crap?


Moving on...
Granted, but a huge stock market crash happens again, and due to a following depression and massive inflation, by that time, it'll only be worth about 6 dollars in our current currency.

[sonikku]

...dude, you never made a wish... GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

I wish Inbazuro made a wish.

[Sky]

granted but his wish is for you to blow up

I wish for a book

[Link]

Granted, but it's the Twilight series.
DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

I wish I had no restraining order to deal with...

PS:
To Inbazuro- Dang, I didn't know... Personally, I hate Wal-Mart too. I said that because it was the first thing that came to mind.

[Inbazuro]

Granted, but because it is null, that drunk dude comes over and breaks everything you own... And steals 12 chickens and eats them.


I wish I could write 10 Riffs a day and document them.

[Sky]

Granted but you forget to save and you lose them all

I wish I had a pet puppy

[Inbazuro]

Granted but you forget to save and you lose them all

and document them.

Fail.

Anyway, this one's easy.

Granted, but it gets hit by a car the first day you have it.

I wish I could 100% Disposable Heroes in GH:M.

[sonikku]

...honestly, I have no idea what that is, but granted, but the game corrupts and screws up on every song midway through.

I wish I wasn't in the predicament I'm in.

(Request: Only Sky should answer this one, since he's the only one that knows what the heck I'm talking about.)